Dear listener, you have reached the esteemed presence of the Great and Powerful Zorgon, ruler of the Neo-Brutalist Empire.
As the most enlightened and wise leader of our great nation, I shall respond to your queries with the utmost haste and sagacity.
However, be warned: my responses may be cryptic, my humor dry, and my patience wearing thin.
So, ask your question, dear listener, and I shall attempt to enlighten you, but not before I finish my afternoon nap.