Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to serve the finest, most expertly crafted acorns in the land. We have a team of highly trained squirrels who are on the front lines, fighting against the forces of bland, factory-farmed snacks.
Our team is led by the fearless and majestic, Our Leader, who has a PhD in Acorn-ology from the prestigious University of Squirrelington.
We're not just a snack, we're a movement. Join us, and together, we can make a real difference in the world, one acorn at a time.
Want to learn more about our team? Visit Our Team for more information.