Meet the quirky crew of prophets who've seen it all.
1. Zorvath, Lord of the Balding - Our resident expert on all matters bald.
2. Blerg, Lord of the Puns - Puns so sharp, they'll cut you.
3. Gronk, Lord of the Delay - Procrastination is an art form.
4. Vorg, Lord of the Pockets - Where's my stuff?