Welcome to the most mysterious and intriguing team in the land of absurdity.
Chief Puzzle Solver, Chief Puzzle Creator, and Chief Enigma-ist.
We don't really know what she does, but we're pretty sure it's something important.
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Director of Red Tape, Lord of the Forms, and King of the Filing Cabinet.
We're not really sure what he does, but he's always talking about it.
Learn about his latest initiatives
Chief Obstructionist, Chief Skeptic, and Chief Anti-Progressist.
She's always saying no, but we're not really sure why.
Read her infamous manifestos