Meeting of the Century

This meeting has been rescheduled 37 times. We're pretty sure the coffee machine broke down 3 days ago, but let's just focus on the agenda.

Agenda

9:00 AM - Welcome, latecomers!
9:05 AM - The CEO is going to talk about the new "synergy" initiatives
10:00 AM - We're going to "realign" our company's vision
12:00 PM - Lunch break! (Please don't eat the CEO's sandwich from the break room)
1:00 PM - The IT department is going to "assess" our network security