Meetings That Last For Days

Where every meeting is an endurance sport.

Our Mission

We're a team of highly trained professionals who are committed to wasting your time in the most efficient way possible.

Meet Our Team

• John Doe - Team Lead
• Jane Doe - Meeting Coordinator
• John Doe Jr. - Coffee Fetcher

Our Meeting Process

Step 1: Schedule a meeting for 9:00 AM on Friday. Step 2: Realize that everyone has forgotten what they were going to talk about and spend the first 2 hours rehashing the previous meeting's minutes. Step 3: Take a 30-minute break to grab some stale coffee and stale donuts. Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 for the next 3 days.

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