Membership Levels - The Expert

For those who have mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing, we offer the ultimate membership for the discerning individual who demands only the best. The Expert membership level includes:

• Exclusive access to our members-only forum where you can discuss the meaninglessness of existence with fellow non-productive individuals.
• A complimentary copy of "The Art of Doing Nothing" by our esteemed leader, Bob.
• A personalized certificate of achievement that you'll never display on your wall.
• A 10% discount on our overpriced merchandise.

Subscriptions:

Choose from one of the following subscription plans:

Weekly | Monthly | Yearly