Why did the chicken go to the doctor? It had fowl breath.
Why did the egg go to the party? Because it was a cracking good time.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put it down.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer's constant fowl jokes.
Why did the egg go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent exercise.
More Chicken Nuggets for the Soul (A collection of egg-stra crispy puns)
Fowl Play (A collection of egg-ceptional one-liners)