Short Circuit Cookies
Warning: Consuming short circuit cookies may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or an increased risk of being sued by your aunt.
Avoid consuming these cookies if you:
- Have a pacemaker
- Are a robot
- Enjoy experiencing intense, unrelenting terror
Side Effects:
- Mysterious burns on your toast
- Mysterious holes in your carpet
- Mysterious holes in your relationships
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