Welcome to Midge's Justification Tactics Course, where we teach you how to make the most convincing excuses for the most ridiculous reasons. Because, let's be real, who needs actual talent when you can just make stuff up?
Lesson 1: Justifying Lies 101
Learn the basics of justifying lies, including how to:
Make up convincing reasons for why you overslept
Cover up your lack of preparation with a good dose of creative editing
Turn any situation into a personal attack on your character's competence