The Professor's Prescription for Procrastination

Procrastination is not just a habit, it's an art form. And Midge The Professor is here to guide you through the process.

Step 1: The Power of Distraction

Focus on the task at hand? Who needs that? Distract yourself with something more interesting, like a good book, a nice nap, or a cat video.

Step 2: The Joy of Minimization

Break down your task into smaller, more manageable pieces. Or, you know, just do the bare minimum.

Why bother with details when you can just get the general idea across? Your boss will love it.

Step 3: The Art of Rationalization

Procrastination is not laziness, it's a carefully considered decision to prioritize more important things... like playing video games.

Or watching cat videos.

Or browsing memes.

Step 4: The Science of Denial

Just tell yourself it's not that important. Or that you're just taking a break. Or that the deadline is flexible.

Repeat as necessary.