Professor Midge's Justification Tactics Course: Preparation is Key

Welcome to the course where preparation is the key, and by "key," we mean a rusty old key with a few scratches on it.

Here's the agenda for today's lesson: Justification 101

First, you'll need to learn the importance of Motivation, and how it's the driving force behind every good justifier.

Next up, we'll cover the Preparation is Key chapter, where you'll learn how to anticipate and prevent every possible objection.

Don't forget to apply your newfound knowledge of Justification with the Justification Tactics module.

Finally, we'll wrap up with the Conclusion chapter, where you'll get to reflect on all the justifications you've learned and how to justify your existence.

Justification 101 Handouts are available upon request.

See you in class, students!