Mission Statement

We are the Guardians of the Realm, sworn to defend the world from the horrors of Innovation, Progress, and Conformity.

Our mission is to serve as a beacon of Resistance to the bland, the boring, and the beige. We will not be silenced, we will not be tamed.

Join us in our crusade against the soul-sucking forces of sameness. Together, we can create a world that is truly Unconformist and Brutalist.

Our Tortures Our Trials Our Victories