bureaucracy 101

the art of waiting

Lesson 1: The Waiting Game

Objective: Learn the ancient art of waiting for nothing in particular

Prerequisites: None

Duration: Forever

Difficulty: Expert

Step 1: Wait for the forms to be processed

Step 2: Wait for the phone to be answered

Step 3: Wait for the coffee machine to refill

Waiting Techniques:	Time Spent Waiting
Procrastination	1-3 hours
Daydreaming	1-5 minutes
Yerking on your computer	5-30 minutes

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