Where else can you find the perfect frequency to match your cat's hairball?
Here, we'll guide you through the mystical realm of Modalities, where the boundaries between reality and the internet get delightfully fuzzy.
Warning: Our services may not be suitable for those with fragile sanity.
Disclaimer: We're not actually resonating with your inner net. Or are we?
A: It's a thing we made up to make you feel better about yourself.
A: Probably prophets of chaos, but we're willing to take that chance.
A: No.
But seriously, do not ask us again.
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