Modern Procrastination Techniques

Procrastination is an art form. It requires patience, dedication, and a willingness to indulge in activities more pleasant than productivity.

Here are some Modern Procrastination Techniques:

• Making a to-do list but never doing it
• Playing video games in secret, hidden away from the world
• Making a just-in-case plan for the apocalypse, because you know it's gonna happen

Remember, Procrastination is a skill that can be honed over time. Practice makes perfect, so go ahead, indulge in some Modern Procrastination!

Subscribe to YouTube channels of funny cats, because who needs a social life?

Learn to make sushi, but never eat it, because, you know, you're not really hungry, but you just like the process

Collect stamps and never write a letter, because, who needs actual communication, anyway?