We're not just the cops, we're the morality police! Our officers are trained in the art of making people feel guilty about their choices.
Case 3456: a group of 10 people were caught stealing 500 cookies in one day. That's right, 50 cookies per person! We're talking serious cookie crime here.
Our team of expert moral judges has reviewed the evidence and found the suspects guilty of:
As a result, the suspects will be forced to attend a mandatory cookie-making workshop to learn about the value of cookies and the importance of not stealing them.
Learn more about our rehabilitation program
Stay vigilant, citizens! We're watching you, and we're watching your cookie consumption.