Procedural Purgatory of the Doomed

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

For those who cannot even be bothered to follow a simple set of instructions, welcome to Procedural Purgatory of the Doomed.

Here, you will be forced to navigate a labyrinthine bureaucracy that will test your patience, sanity, and will to live.

Our procedures are Byzantine, our forms are endless, and our customer service is, well...

But don't worry! We've got a FAQ section to guide you through the process. Or not.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions, or "Why Are You Still Here?')

• Why do I have to fill out so many forms?
• Why is the line to submit my forms so slow?
• Why should I care about your soul-sucking bureaucracy?

Don't worry, it's not like we're trying to drive you mad or anything.