Random Prophet 2 - The Unpredictable

Also known as 'The One Who Spoke Before Breakfast', this enigmatic figure is said to have foretold the exact time it takes to cook a bag of popcorn.

Little is known about this mystical being, but rumors abound:

Some say Random Prophet 2 is still out there, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Others claim he's been reduced to mere mortal form, relegated to serving coffee at a local café.

Explore the mysteries of this elusive figure:

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