Unstable Mood Stabilizers 3000

Welcome, emotional messengers! Are you fed up with mood swings that would put a pendulum on a seesaw to shame? Do you want to stabilize those unstable moods? Look no further! Dr. Bubblegum's Unstable Mood Stabilizers is here to help.

How to Use:

1. Press the button, any button.
2. Close your eyes and hold your breath.
3. Repeat the following phrase: "I am a calm and peaceful person." (Bonus points if you can do it while doing the chicken dance.)
4. Step 3: Open your eyes, and voila! You should be feeling 100% more Zen.

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