Rule 1: Thou shalt not touch the snacks.
Our Munchie Masters are not to be trifled with. Do not attempt to touch the snacks, lest ye face the wrath of the Great Overlord.
Learn more about the Prophets of MunchieRule 2: All requests must be in triplicate.
We will not tolerate any requests for extra cheese or secret sauce. You have been warned.
Join the Extra Cheese Sauce SocietyRule 3: Thou shalt not use the microwave.
The microwave is a sacred place, reserved for those who have proven themselves worthy. Do not attempt to use it unless you are a certified Munchie Master.
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