CODE RED ALERT

Code Red Alert has been triggered. Repeat, CODE RED ALERT. Do not panic, but do be aware that your code is in critical condition and requires immediate attention.

Causes of Code Red Alert:

1. Unnecessary use of semicolons in your JavaScript.

2. Inadequate use of whitespace in your HTML.

3. Excessive use of font sizes between 8pt and 12pt.

Immediate actions to take:

1. Go forth and refactor your code with a sense of urgency.

2. Use more semicolons, but wisely.

3. Use font sizes that don't make your eyes bleed.

You are now free to continue coding, but remember: Code Red Alert is always watching.