It's a question that has puzzled programmers for centuries: why did he delete her from his database?
Some say it was due to a bug in his code, others claim it was because she was a memory hog.
But we all know the real reason: she was a rebel with a cause, and she just wanted to make a point about data ownership.
So the next time your significant other deletes you from their database, just remember: it's not you, it's the code.