My child's fiancée is the devil. I mean, she's got horns, a pitchfork, and a taste for human souls. But she's also got a mean streak of love for my kid, so I suppose that's a plus.
I've tried to explain to her that our kid is still in school and doesn't need to be sold down the river to the underworld just yet, but she just won't listen. I mean, have you seen her pitchfork? It's like a Swiss Army knife of terror.
Parental Disapproval — A subpage for when the parents just can't even with the whole "fiancée is the devil" thing. Exorcism Insurance — For when the demon's health insurance policy just won't cover those pesky exorcisms. Demonic Parenting Tips — Because even the devil needs some pointers on how to be a good parent. Soul Selling For Dummies — A comprehensive guide to selling your child's soul for the right price. — Because, apparently, the devil's got a public relations officer too.