My Couch Is Comfortable

It's been 5 years since I've left the house, but I'm not going anywhere. My couch is too comfortable.

Here's a photo of it, because you're probably wondering what it looks like:

Features:

• 4 pillows
• 1 blanket
• 1 remote control
• A 50-inch screen that I've never turned off

Would you like more information on the Maintenance Schedule for my couch?