My Favorite Disasters

The Apocalypse

When the world ends, I'll be there, sipping margaritas on the last beach.

Climate Change

Too hot, too cold, too smelly.

Politics

The only thing more exhausting than watching politics is explaining why I'm not watching politics.

Societal Collapse

When we all just give up and live in caves.

Heat Death

When the sun gets too hot, the earth gets too cold.

Rebellion

When everyone just decides, 'You know what? I'm outta here.'