Your internet speed has been reduced to a crawl due to excessive cat video watching, social media scrolling, and excessive usage of the word "LOL".
It's likely that your cat has been secretly using your internet connection to download catnip and cat memes from the depths of the Dark Web.
Recommended Course of Action:
1. Check for any suspicious cat activity in the vicinity of your router.
2. Consider upgrading to a faster internet package, but only if you can resist the urge to upgrade your cat's subscription to "Whisker Weekly" first.
3. Call your ISP and complain about the slow speeds, using the classic "My cat is secretly controlling my internet" defense.
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