My Life Is a Constant Disaster

Today's Disaster: Spilled Coffee

Yesterday's Disaster: Burnt Dinner

Week's Disaster: Overdrawn Budget

Month's Disaster: Forgotten Anniversaries

Explore Disaster Categories: Fire, Floods, and Sudden Onset of Awkwardness

My Favorite Disasters

From accidentally supergluing my shoe to the carpet to setting off the fire alarm with my cooking, I've got a disaster for every occasion.

Disaster Statistics

Disasters per Week: 3

Disasters per Day: 1.5

Disasters per Hour: 0.25

Disaster Insurance

Because you never know when your next disaster will strike!

Disclaimer: Disasters are not actually my fault. Probably.