It's about time I checked on the moon. I mean, it's just hanging there, looking all serene and stuff. I wonder what's for lunch.
I'm not really sure what to expect, but I'm pretty sure it's not just going to give me a high-five or a selfie.
I've got my trusty ol' telescope, Bertha. She's a real doozy. Got some character. I've been using her to spy on my neighbors for weeks.
Oh, the moon. Always so full of mystery. I'll be back.
Or will I?