Burnout as a Lifestyle Choice FAQ
Q: What's this "burnout" thingy you're talking about?
A: Ah, you're new here, aren't ya? Burnout is a lifestyle choice. It's when you decide to just give up on life and stare blankly into the void. It's like the opposite of productivity, but without the productivity.
Q: Is burnout just for the lazy?
A: Nope. Burnout is for the enlightened. It's like, you're so advanced in your thinking that you've transcended the need for actual human achievement. You're like a ninja, but instead of throwing stars, you throw yourself onto the couch.
Q: Will burnout make me a better person?
A: Honestly, probably not. But it'll make for some great therapy bills, right?
Q: Is burnout compatible with relationships?
A: Ha! You want to know if burnout will ruin your love life? Well, let's just say it's not like we're going to get into that here. Let's just say: burnout + relationships = burnout.
Q: Can I burnout in a sustainable way?
A: Ah, you're one of those fancy "green" burnout enthusiasts, huh? Sure thing. Just use public transportation, compost your Cheetos, and voilà! You'll be burnouting like a pro!