Myth: You need to wear a lab coat to look professional
No, you don't. Unless you're a literal mad scientist, then sure, go for it. But for the rest of us, just wear a nice pair of inflatable pants to really make a statement.
Myth: Burnouts are a fashion disaster
Actually, burnouts are the new norm. Just wear a bold black leather jacket, and some flamboyant flames for hair, and you'll be the coolest cat in town.
Myth: Burnouts are only for party people
Nonsense. Burnouts are for anyone who wants to make a statement. Even in the office, a good burnout can really light up the cubicle.