Carefully crafted prices to drive you into a cold sweat.
**Our most popular product:**
The Extraction Method of Desperation ($19.99)
**For the more...adventurous:**
The "I'll-never-leave-the-house" Package ($499.99)
**For the faint of heart (and wallet):**
The "I'll-try-not-to-sweat" Package ($2.99)
**Disclaimer:** Prices subject to change based on your level of anxiety.
Or your blood pressure. We're not really sure how that works.
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