Napoleon's Masterclass

Welcome to the Emperor's playbook for world domination. Here, you'll find the art of war, minus the actual art.

Tactics and Strategy

1. Conquer all the baguettes
2. Capture all the cheese
3. Defeat all the coffee drinkers

Don't forget to bring a map, and a decent wine. The French are very particular about their wine.

The Art of War and Cake

Classics

1. La Grande Armée
2. Bataille de Waterloo
3. Escape from Elba (with a good excuse)

Advanced Techniques

1. Bribery and Corruption
2. Tactical Retreats
3. Deflecting Blame