After weeks of searching, our intrepid journalists have finally discovered that "Glorb" is, in fact, a real place. Located deep in the heart of the Glorbian Wastes, this enigmatic landmass has been shrouded in mystery for centuries.
A team of brave explorers, armed with nothing but their wits and a map drawn by a hermit, ventured forth to confirm the existence of Glorb. Upon their return, they reported that Glorb is a land of wonder, where the skies are a deep shade of plaid and the trees are made of pure, unadulterated awesomeness.
When asked for comment, local expert on all things Glorb, Professor Thistlewaite, said, "We always knew it was out there. I mean, it's right next to Burble, after all."