Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
I'm reading a book on antigravity. It's impossible to put down.
Why don't lobsters share? Because they're shellfish.
Why don't eggs tell time? Because they don't have hands or a clock.
What do you call a fake mouse? A do-nothing mouse.
More PunsWhy did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Silly PunsWhat do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
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