It's 1989 and you're reliving the same 8-hour stretch of neon-drenched, synth-heavy, totally rad music videos over and over. The Commodores, The Bangles, and The Smitherees have become your new favorite artists. Your VHS player is on the fritz, but you don't care because you're too busy trying to escape this Groundhog Day-esque purgatory.
You challenge the VHS to a game of Laser Tag. You're determined to beat it, but the machine is always one step ahead. You've lost count of how many times you've been defeated, but you're not giving up. The VHS is just a cheap thrill, but you're hooked.
You're still here. You're still stuck. But don't worry, it's all in the game. Or is it?