NeonRetroRevival: The Movement That Time Forgot

A Brief History

It started in 1987, in a dingy, rundown disco club. A group of misfits and miscreants gathered to dance, to rave, and to wear their neon. It was the birth of the NeonRetroRevival movement.

The Philosophy

We believe that the only way to survive the bleakness of modern life is to don a jumpsuit, crank up the synths, and get weird. We reject the norms of conformity, embracing our inner weirdo and our love for the absurd.

Join us, and together, we'll make the world a brighter, more bizarre place.

Get Involved!

Want to join the movement? Click on the link below to learn more:

Join the Revival!

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out our subpages:

And, because we're feeling particularly cheeky, check out:

NeonRetroRevivalism Sarcastic Ranting

Disclaimer

NeonRetroRevival is not actually a real movement, but we're going to pretend it is for the sake of this exercise.

We're not responsible for any damage caused by your excessive use of neon-colored clothing or excessive use of the phrase "Stayin' Alive" in public.