NeonRetroRevivalistGamingAbominations
Because you asked for it, here's the definitive list of retro games that ruined the good old days:
- 1. Resident Evil 4 - Because who needs to be able to run away from zombies when you can just press a button and make them all die instantly?
- 2. SSX Tricky - A snowboarding game that somehow made the sport less cool and more boring than Tony Hawk
- 3. Big Rigs - Where else can you experience the thrill of watching 2D polygons fight each other for 5 hours?
And don't even get me started on the music!