NeonStormSuits FAQ

What is NeonStormSuits?

NeonStormSuits is a line of high-tech, neon-lit, storm-resistant clothing for the discerning individual who wants to make a fashion statement while also preparing for the apocalypse.

How does it work?

It's a bit like a spacesuit, but without the whole space thing. Just wear it, and you'll be protected from any storm that comes your way. Unless it's a Category 5 hurricane, in which case, you might want to reconsider your life choices.

Is it safe?

Our suits have undergone rigorous testing, including but not limited to: 5 minutes of exposure to a moderately intense thunderstorm, 3 days of continuous rain, and 1 hour of intense scrutiny from our quality control manager's aunt.

How do I clean it?

Just toss it in the washing machine, and pray to the NeonStormSuits gods that you don't accidentally shrink it to 1/4 of its original size.

Is it worth the money?

Absolutely! Think of all the times you'd otherwise be stuck in a storm shelter, eating Cheetos and wondering if it's all worth it. Not to mention the added bonus of being the most fashionable person in the shelter.

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