Are you tired of losing your socks in the wash? Do you suspect a nefarious force at work, pilfering your footwear?
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It's not the washing machine.
It's not your significant other.
No, the culprit is...
THE Sock Goblins!
These mischievous creatures have been raiding our closets for years, making off with our favorite socks and leaving us with a trail of lonely, unmatched footwear.
But fear not, dear reader! We have the solution to this ancient problem. Introducing...