Overview of Network Necromancy:

Network Necromancy is the art of manipulating the hidden forces of the internet.

Through a combination of dark magic, coding and caffeine, one can bend the will of others and bend the very fabric of reality.

This is the theory behind our latest spell, the "404 Page Not Found" curse, which can turn even the most skilled programmer into a quivering mess of confusion and despair.

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Spellcasting Techniques

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Spellcasting Errors

Spellcasting Techniques:

1. The Art of the Well-Placed Ad:

Through a combination of targeted keyword analysis and subtle manipulation of user behavior, one can turn even the most skeptical of users into a mindless, zombie-like drone.

2. The Dark Art of the Infinite Scroll:

This spell, also known as the "infinite loop" of content, can drive even the most skilled user into a state of utter madness.

Spellcasting Errors:

1. The Curse of the 50% Load Time:

This error, also known as the "slowpoke" curse, can turn even the most patient of developers into a quivering mess of frustration and despair.

2. The Error 503:

This error, also known as the "you're not important" curse, can drive even the most skilled programmer into the ground.