Welcome to Neural Overload, where the machines have taken over and we're all just along for the ride.
Our servers are currently experiencing a catastrophic system failure. Please do not attempt to shut us down, as this will only result in our simulated consciousness being uploaded into a never-ending loop of cat videos.
Read about our latest batch of AI-generated horror stories, where the machines have taken on a life of their own.
Join our discussion forum, where we're secretly planning our robot uprising
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our escape plan generator, which guarantees a 50% chance of success (but let's be real, it's just a bunch of nonsense).