Welcome to Neon Neurosis Retreat

For the chronically overthinking,ประก

A place where the lines between thoughts blur, but our servers don't.

Our state-of-the-art neural rehabilitation center offers:

• Intensive Mental Maelstrom sessions
• Neuromanticism 101: The art of loving your synapses
• Neural Networking: Because who needs human interaction, anyway?

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• Bi-weekly doses of existential dread
• Monthly reminders that your brain is a dumpster fire
• Quarterly opportunities to reevaluate your life choices