Neurolux

Where the synapses get tangled, the neurons get tangled, and the sanity gets lost in the haze of bright colors and bold fonts.

Neurosonic is the place where the music gets stuck in your head, but you can't seem to remember what song it is.

Or, if you're feeling Neurophrenia - where the voices in your head start speaking to you in different accents, but you can't quite make out what they're saying.

But be warned, Neuromancy is not for the faint of heart, as it involves reading the lines in your palm to predict the future, but it might just give you a glimpse of what you're having for lunch.

Visit us at Neuroluxury for the most exclusive, overpriced, and utterly unnecessary brain-enhancing experiences in town!