Our Mission

We're a group of highly-trained, highly-sedated brain hackers. We've hacked our way out of the Matrix... of sanity, and now we're here to help you do the same.

Our goal is to help you navigate the treacherous world of cognitive dissonance, all while maintaining a healthy dose of irony and existential dread.

So, if you're looking for a way to hack your way out of your own brain, you've come to the right place!

Or, you know, just stick around and we'll try to hack our way out of here.