Welcome to the Procrastinators' Union, where we proudly declare that this year, you will spend more time on procrastination!
In fact, we're going to make it a Procrastination is My Love Language, a Procrastination is My Superpower, and a Procrastination is My Lifeblood.
We'll have a Binge Watching Marathon of your favorite shows, because who needs human interaction, anyway?
And don't worry, we'll start a support group for all you fellow procrastinators, because you're not alone in your avoidance of productivity.