Breaking News: Local Cat Caught Stealing Nachos from Kitchen Counter

In a shocking turn of events, Whiskers the Cat was seen swiping a platter of nachos from an unsuspecting homeowner in the suburbs. When questioned by authorities, Whiskers claimed she had "no cat-astrophic sense of smell."

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