Featured Story: "I'm a Winner!" - Confessions of a Supreme Being
In a shocking turn of events, local resident and self-proclaimed "Supreme Being" John Doe revealed that he is, in fact, a winner.
When asked about his accomplishments, John proudly shared his impressive collection of participation trophies.
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