Cable Whisperer: The Newsletter of Choice for the Overcaffeinated

Welcome, fellow caffeine fiends! The International Order of Overcaffeinated Individuals (IOOCI) proudly presents this, the most thrilling and bewildering newsletter you'll ever have the pleasure of reading.

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Latest News:

• New study reveals coffee may not be the only cause of innovation, but it's a good one.

• Procrastination porn: the latest social media trend to consume your precious hours

• Why you shouldn't try to cook ramen noodles while simultaneously juggling three different coding projects

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