Newsletter Cable Whisperer Tips and Tricks

Master the Art of Subscribing to the Right Things

Are you tired of drowning in a sea of newsletters? Do you want to know the secrets of the Cable Whisperer? Look no further!

Tip 1: Don't subscribe to anything with a .ly TLD

Trust us, you won't regret it.

Tip 2: Never, ever subscribe to a newsletter that promises 'guaranteed riches' or 'miracle cures'

We're looking at you, 'Get Rich Quick' and 'Cures for Everything' newsletters.

Tip 3: Only subscribe to newsletters that serve you a nice, piping hot plate of cat pictures

It's a delicate art, but someone's gotta do it.

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